Download E-books Thraxas and the Elvish Isles (The Thraxas Novels) PDF

By Martin Scott

Thraxas, the most important famous person of comedian fable in each feel, bounces again with a hard case of Elvish fever ...When Thraxas gets a message from an outdated good friend in difficulty, he has to behave quick. A bad crime has been dedicated at the Elvish Isles, and Thraxas is easily the proper guy for the activity. The ale there's mythical. whilst robbery turns to homicide, in spite of the fact that, Thraxas without warning reveals himself in critical call for. The elves don't have any event in investigating, and Thraxas is simply too chuffed to aid out. And with Thraxas at the case what started as a poor mess quickly becomes a whole nightmare. additional info in this booklet and others are available at the Orbit site at www.orbitbooks.co.uk

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Download E-books Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You PDF

By Lewis Grizzard

Big apple instances bestselling writer and stand-up comedian Lewis Grizzard, self-proclaimed "true son of the pink clay whose granddaddy as soon as owned the egg-suckingest puppy in Coweta County," leads us on a hot, delicate, and extremely humorous trip in the course of the soul of his liked South in his first released e-book, Kathy Sue Loudermilk, i admire You.

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Download E-books WTF? College: How to Survive 101 of Campus's Worst F*#!-ing Situations PDF

By Gregory Bergman, Jodi Miller

Your roommate retains piling crap in your facet of the room. It's the day sooner than Christmas holiday and your journey domestic ditches you. Your knee supplies out and also you lose your baseball scholarship. midway via your ultimate semester, you know you're a credits wanting graduating. And all you could imagine is . . . WTF?
Like Rodney Dangerfield in again to college, we're heading to campus to lend a supporting hand to all these collage young children who can't rather make the grade. within they'll locate hilarious ideas to the entire stumbling blocks that lie among them and that elusive degree. From indecisions approximately significant choice to difficulties picking out up that scorching classmate to cramming for finals, this ebook covers the entire lousy, awkward, and demanding cases that will have students IMing, posting, or texting: "WTF?" Be it within the dorm room or school room, in the course of finals week or spring holiday, campus's such a lot f*#!-ed-up events are dealt with during this exciting step by step advisor.

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Download E-books Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments PDF

By Celia Rivenbark

From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern stand-up comedian Celia Rivenbark comes a suite of essays that brings to brain Dave Barry (in excessive heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a promenade dress).

Step into the wacky international of "womanless marriage ceremony" fund-raisers, within which Bubbas put on boas. Meet sisters who struggle rural boredom through washing Budweiser cans and slicing them into items to make garments. research why the be aware snow sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the foodstuff Lion for added loaves of bread and little else.

Humor columnist and a little bit crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles those and different lard-laden topics in Bless Your middle, Tramp, a hilarious examine Southern---and simply undeniable human---foibles, up-close and private.
So pour your self a tumbler of candy tea and curl up at the pie-azza with Bless Your middle, Tramp.

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Download E-books One Foot in the Grave: Secrets of a Cemetery Sexton PDF

By Chad Daybell

The writer of the acclaimed Emma Trilogy switches gears during this non-fiction account of his years operating as a cemetery sexton.

In this enjoyable e-book readers will meet such characters as a lock-picking ghost, a coffin-chasing cow, a rock band with boorish graveside manners, and Mrs. Robinson, whose leg preceded her to the grave.

Each bankruptcy offers a behind-the-scenes examine varied facets of a sexton's international, together with cemetery error, meddling spirits, strange occasions, and efforts to outfox the bleak Reaper.

Written in a funny, tongue-in-cheek variety, this number of the author's genuine graveyard adventures is a apparently uplifting e-book you will not be ready to placed down-or ever forget!

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Download E-books The Vondish Ambassador PDF

By Lawrence Watt-Evans

As soon as, no longer goodbye ago,a warlock named Vond equipped an empire within the southern a part of the Small Kingdoms. Vond is long past, yet his empire survives less than the guideline of a seven-person Imperial Council and a tender regent named Sterren.

The Empire of Vond was once not often hassle-free after Vond's departure. Its friends are understandably cautious of extra enlargement, there are questions on how Vond's magic turned so effective, etc. lots of the global, even though, does not care -- Vond is off there within the southeastern nook of the realm, far-off from wherever very important.

yet someday a dockworker named Emmis watches a Vondish send arrive in Ethshar of the Spices and reveals himself employed as local consultant and aide to somebody who claims to be Vond's ambassador plenipotentiary to the overlords of the Hegemony of the 3 Ethshars.

yet who's the Vondish ambassador, quite, and what's his actual company in Ethshar? And who has him to the city?

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Download E-books Lords and Ladies (Discworld) PDF

By Terry Pratchett

It's a dreamy midsummer's evening within the country of Lancre. yet song and romance are not the single issues filling the air. Magic and mischief are afoot, threatening to smash the royal marriage ceremony of King Verence and his favourite witch, Magrat Garlick. Invaded by means of a few Fairie Trash, quickly it will not be purely champagne that is flowing in the course of the streets . . .

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Download E-books Night of Madness PDF

By Lawrence Watt-Evans

Warlockry has been infrequent in Ethshar . . . till The evening of insanity, whilst a mysterious item falls from the heavens, sending out a wave of magic within the kind of a dream. All who've the dream wake up in panic. yet a few of them additionally wake up to the ability or Warlockry.

Throughout the land those newly made warlocks wreak havoc; looting and rioting, petty own revenge, and uncontrollable insanity run rampant. Worse, everyone is listening to a mysterious, impossible to resist name from which they by no means return.

Into this chaos steps the power-hungry Lord Faran, who seeks to exploit his new warlock powers to overthrow the govt. and take ownership of the throne.

Who will dare to oppose him?

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Download E-books A Little Fruitcake: A Childhood in Holidays PDF

By David Valdes Greenwood

Ah, the candy thoughts of Christmas. presents less than the tree. Cookies for Santa. And, in fact, the once a year fruitcake.

For younger David Valdes Greenwood, the indomitable “little fruitcake” on the middle of those stories, not anything is sweeter than the promise of the vacations. A modern day Tiny Tim, he holds quickly to his excellent of what Christmas may still be, regardless of the massive odds opposed to him: Sub-zero Maine winters. a number of eccentric family members. And his consistent foil: a frugal, God-fearing Grammy who turns out made up our minds to convey an finish to all his enjoyable. A booklet that’s “fa-la-la-licious” (Louisville Courier Journal) and choked with humorous, fascinating xmas thoughts (from construction a Lego® manger to attempting to find the appropriate Christmas tree), A Little Fruitcake will motivate even the largest Grinches around.

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